Things you don’t tell your Nana after a night out 

  1. The real reason you didn’t come home until 5:00 am on a Saturday morning 
  2. That you were at a strip club until 2:00am that same morning
  3. That you were probably still drunk when you left for work at 9:00 on Saturday morning 
  4. Why you were wearing a sweatshirt when it wasn’t cold
  5. That you were with your boss at said strip club 

One thing you always tell your Nana though, is how much happier you are with your life. Sure she knows your sad without even asking, but it never hurts for her to know what an impact she is having on your life.